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Taco > Vagina. Here’s why.

OK, I have to admit I’m getting a little sick of all these taco joints that make a cutesy references to how their food product resembles vajheen. This is simply unacceptable. Once again it takes gay men to enlighten the … Continue reading

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Topping with abandon in South Lake Union

I woke up early in Seattle this morning and texted Kelly, who had expressed preemptive desire to have breakfast before we parted ways the previous night (For those of you who thought my title was about wanton sluttiness, you ought … Continue reading

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