Who writes this crap?

I do. I write this crap. My name’s Helena Handbasket, and living authentically is my aim. I’m Alaskan, gay, and addicted to gin. The order depends on the day and how much of the latter I’ve already had. I enjoy topical burns about Kirstie Alley and Whitney Houston, lip-puckering deadpan humor, and kittens.

2 Responses to Who writes this crap?

  1. Kathy says:

    In the backwards city I grew up in, gays and lesbians
    hadn’t even been invented 20 years ago!

  2. thanks ur parents for having you

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