Category Archives: We’re here we’re queer have we made ourselves clear?

Away, gays! AWAY!

Once upon a time in a great country called Amurica, a federal judge in Kentucky ruled that the state could no longer refuse to recognize same-sex marriages performed out of state. Yay, right? Well it seems like us queers win … Continue reading

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The adversity hierarchy: who has it worst?

For some reason tonight, ideas of marginalization and gender and transgender popped into my head. I thought to myself in my wine-and-diet-coke fueled early morning reverie that I could easily be a lesbian. I like comfortable shoes, boxer shorts, and … Continue reading

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To those still eating at Chick-Fil-A

So there’s been a social media maelstrom recently over the various things Chick-Fil-A has done wrong from a PR standpoint. For those of you who have been abducted by aliens or engrossed in TomKat’s divorce papers for the last two … Continue reading

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Ten crazy future husband meeting scenarios

So I have writer’s block and a good way to get over it is nonsense. So here are ten ways I’ve envisioned meeting my future husband. Yes, I realize they’re all celebrities – what’s your point? 1. I sit down … Continue reading

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Well shit, I can’t get married in North Carolina

So I’m disappointed by the outcome of the vote in North Carolina. Most of you who know me personally were probably expecting some sort of pithy slam at North Carolina voters, but when it comes to politics I find emotion … Continue reading

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More Hawai’i Five-0 Bromance

There’s a word for it? There’s a word for it. McGarrett and Danno have their own portmanteau, like Brangelina, or Britana. Behold: McDanno. That’s kinda hot. Sounds like a sandwich. The 2010’s version of creepy listserv fan fiction is the … Continue reading

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My guide to the 50 states Part II: The bottom half

Ok, so Lindsay Lohan has been safely distracted with a ball of tinfoil and I’ve fended off Kirstie Alley with a little white lie about a Chick Fil-A being open on Sunday in spite of corporate policy somewhere in Cerritos, … Continue reading

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