Category Archives: Ridiculous Shenanigans

10 Signs You Might Be a Texan

I’ve lived in Texas or about four years, and this place never ceases to amaze/enrage/amuse me. Here’s a list of the things I notice about Texans that amuse and amaze me. Please don’t be enraged by them. You might be … Continue reading

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Be Ugly, Go Shopping. Dealing with Abercrombie & Fitch’s Body Fascism.

So Abercrombie & Fitch is making headlines again. Not because the catalog was pornographic or their hiring practices are obscene or the CEO has weird taste in Flight Attendants, this time it’s because the Botox Bandit has basically said a bunch of stupid things … Continue reading

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Drug Test Nonsense

There’s been all this to-do over drug testing welfare recipients on the internet lately, and I’m frankly dumbfounded at where all this vitriol suddenly came from. Yes, people will abuse entitlement programs. It’s the price we pay for having them. … Continue reading

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Ten crazy future husband meeting scenarios

So I have writer’s block and a good way to get over it is nonsense. So here are ten ways I’ve envisioned meeting my future husband. Yes, I realize they’re all celebrities – what’s your point? 1. I sit down … Continue reading

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Hawaii Five-0: The Case of the Dancing Danno

Danno sure is doing some softshoeing lately. First of all, what a tool. “Rachel, I still love you, but since you either didn’t get or ignored my voicemail in which I proclaimed my undying love for another man’s wife, it’s … Continue reading

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My New Year’s Resolution

A friend of mine today said that his New Year’s Resolution would be to get a dog. After roundly trouncing his decision on Facebook, I thought to myself a resolution is merely a conviction – it’s a promise to yourself. It … Continue reading

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Gum Control Laws

This is but one of the many reasons I love Seattle. Quirky crowdsourced folk art like this existed long before the advent of YouTube had the untalented masses grappling for their fifteen minutes of Rebecca Black. Keep it weird, Seattle!

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