Category Archives: Random Pics

Gum Control Laws

This is but one of the many reasons I love Seattle. Quirky crowdsourced folk art like this existed long before the advent of YouTube had the untalented masses grappling for their fifteen minutes of Rebecca Black. Keep it weird, Seattle! … Continue reading

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Taco > Vagina. Here’s why.

OK, I have to admit I’m getting a little sick of all these taco joints that make a cutesy references to how their food product resembles vajheen. This is simply unacceptable. Once again it takes gay men to enlighten the … Continue reading

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My guide to the 50 states Part II: The bottom half

Ok, so Lindsay Lohan has been safely distracted with a ball of tinfoil and I’ve fended off Kirstie Alley with a little white lie about a Chick Fil-A being open on Sunday in spite of corporate policy somewhere in Cerritos, … Continue reading

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My guide to the 50 states

I’ve always wanted to sit down and tell each glorious state in the union exactly what I think of them. Here’s the first 25 while I wait for Lindsay Lohan to get out on bail: 1. Alabama: When I think … Continue reading

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The things you want most in life invariably cost too much

How well said. And that’s not anybody famous – that’s me. Well, I’m internet famous. Thanks for the vote of confidence Andy Warhol. So we’re having a white elephant ornament exchange for Christmas this year. Catherine needed clarification one day … Continue reading

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Kitty hates me

Cat hates me. Pic says it all.

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Somebody in Capitol Hill is PISSED

So I’m in Seattle, and I had just bade farewell to my lovely friend Kelly when I saw this photo posted on two successive lampposts outside her Capitol Hill apartment: For the record, the sign actually says “poop” instead of … Continue reading

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