Category Archives: Rumination

1957 vs. 2014: The Truth

Sometimes I don’t feel bad when I don’t open e-mails from my Dad, but a lot of times it’s just a conservative forward. I don’t know what possessed me to open the e-mail tonight, but here’s what it said (I … Continue reading

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Memories of Working at Nordstrom

So I was just at Nordstrom buying something for a holiday gift exchange. And I’m always nice to the people working there, because I used to work there and it’s pure hell sometimes. And not just regular retail hell, where … Continue reading

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10 Signs You Might Be a Texan

I’ve lived in Texas or about four years, and this place never ceases to amaze/enrage/amuse me. Here’s a list of the things I notice about Texans that amuse and amaze me. Please don’t be enraged by them. You might be … Continue reading

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On Hawaiian Independence

I’ll be the first to admit it – when the rest of the country is practicing the ancient Chinese art of pyrotechnics to celebrate our independence from a country that later went on to produce a disproportionate number of record-topping … Continue reading

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Ten crazy future husband meeting scenarios

So I have writer’s block and a good way to get over it is nonsense. So here are ten ways I’ve envisioned meeting my future husband. Yes, I realize they’re all celebrities – what’s your point? 1. I sit down … Continue reading

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Well shit, I can’t get married in North Carolina

So I’m disappointed by the outcome of the vote in North Carolina. Most of you who know me personally were probably expecting some sort of pithy slam at North Carolina voters, but when it comes to politics I find emotion … Continue reading

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On Sex and Tattoos

So the title had to be catchy. I was at the airport the other day, watching some young punk moon an entire terminal full of people without either knowing or caring that his pants and underwear didn’t seem to be … Continue reading

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