Category Archives: Offensive Tomfoolery

Be Ugly, Go Shopping. Dealing with Abercrombie & Fitch’s Body Fascism.

So Abercrombie & Fitch is making headlines again. Not because the catalog was pornographic or their hiring practices are obscene or the CEO has weird taste in Flight Attendants, this time it’s because the Botox Bandit has basically said a bunch of stupid things … Continue reading

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Ten reasons I probably hid you from my Facebook timeline

So I’m feeling snarky today. Yes, I realize half my FB friends have done this, and no I haven’t really hidden you all from my timeline, but I know I’m going to get comments. (Wait, I do that, and I’m … Continue reading

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To those still eating at Chick-Fil-A

So there’s been a social media maelstrom recently over the various things Chick-Fil-A has done wrong from a PR standpoint. For those of you who have been abducted by aliens or engrossed in TomKat’s divorce papers for the last two … Continue reading

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Ten crazy future husband meeting scenarios

So I have writer’s block and a good way to get over it is nonsense. So here are ten ways I’ve envisioned meeting my future husband. Yes, I realize they’re all celebrities – what’s your point? 1. I sit down … Continue reading

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On Sex and Tattoos

So the title had to be catchy. I was at the airport the other day, watching some young punk moon an entire terminal full of people without either knowing or caring that his pants and underwear didn’t seem to be … Continue reading

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My New Year’s Resolution

A friend of mine today said that his New Year’s Resolution would be to get a dog. After roundly trouncing his decision on Facebook, I thought to myself a resolution is merely a conviction – it’s a promise to yourself. It … Continue reading

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You call that progress, Pilgrim?

I was on a flight arriving… somewhere… the other day, and the flight attendant wished everyone Happy Holidays during her arrival announcement. And some twangy voice from behind me shouted out, “It’s MERRY CHRISTMAS!”. Awwwwkward turtle. The other passengers on … Continue reading

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