Category Archives: Television

Ten crazy future husband meeting scenarios

So I have writer’s block and a good way to get over it is nonsense. So here are ten ways I’ve envisioned meeting my future husband. Yes, I realize they’re all celebrities – what’s your point? 1. I sit down … Continue reading

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Pan Am: Why it’s no Mad Men

So, I’ll admit it: the nearly-cancelled ABC show Pan Am is a guilty pleasure of mine, even though many of my aviation-minded friends have long since written it off as a substandard evening soap. Cobblers, I say. I enjoy it, … Continue reading

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Hawaii Five-0: The Case of the Dancing Danno

Danno sure is doing some softshoeing lately. First of all, what a tool. “Rachel, I still love you, but since you either didn’t get or ignored my voicemail in which I proclaimed my undying love for another man’s wife, it’s … Continue reading

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It’s here: the unofficial Hawaii Five-0 drinking game

Like  many other things, Hawai’i Five-0 is an undertaking best enjoyed under the influence of intoxicating spirits. And what better way to enjoy the weekly revels of McDanno & Co than to have a good old-fashioned TV Drinking Game? See … Continue reading

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My New Year’s Resolution

A friend of mine today said that his New Year’s Resolution would be to get a dog. After roundly trouncing his decision on Facebook, I thought to myself a resolution is merely a conviction – it’s a promise to yourself. It … Continue reading

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More Hawai’i Five-0 Bromance

There’s a word for it? There’s a word for it. McGarrett and Danno have their own portmanteau, like Brangelina, or Britana. Behold: McDanno. That’s kinda hot. Sounds like a sandwich. The 2010’s version of creepy listserv fan fiction is the … Continue reading

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On Offices and television

I participated in a dying art today: I had a watercooler conversation about something I’d seen on TV the night before. Although neither Steev, nor the Keegs, nor Madame G (via e-mail and Twitter) had managed to catch the actual … Continue reading

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